A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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guess what chicken butt

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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