- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Nice weather we're having.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

women outside of the kitchen

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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