Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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:O + :P = 69

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Women.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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