- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Wade's the father

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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