What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Smart Blondes

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

thumb_up thumb_down +37

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Cold camel scrotum.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops