Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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