Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Obamacare haters

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Michael Brown

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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