What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What did the clock say? The time.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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