A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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black people

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Toaster

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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.....Carrot Top....

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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This is not a joke.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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