How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Knock Knock. Come in.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

I have no ideas.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A horse cantered into a bar.

Gadaffi

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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