A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Halo < COD

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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:O + :P = 69

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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