What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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