what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Women.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Wombat monkey juice.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Joay impistato is a fig

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Anti Joke

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