why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What did I do last night?work

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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