- Anti Joke

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Murder me once, shame on you.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

1+1 =? Too

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.