how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Proof reading

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Justin Beiber

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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