Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

I'm banging your sister.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

twilight

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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