What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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