Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Blind people can't read this.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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