What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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