- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Society.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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