How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

this is gay

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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