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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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conrad profit

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why?

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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sarah taylor

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Chicken

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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69

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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