- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

knock knock

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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