- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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