Matt Damon

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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