- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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