Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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