What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

YEAH THEY DO.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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