Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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School

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Penis.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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