A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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