why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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A black guy with his family.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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THE GAME

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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