why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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knock knock who's there police

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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whats really hot the sun

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Anti Joke

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