What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

I enjoy anal.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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