- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Dubstep < Music

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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