Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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the asian kid gets an F

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Penis

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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