Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

terry stockton is straight

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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