Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Penis.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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