What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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a man walks into horse bar

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Anti Joke

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