- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Its true, he didnt write that!!

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Come in.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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