Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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