a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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miley cyrus

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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alert("The Game");//

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Not Steve Jobs

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JEWS

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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no

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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