What looks like a dick? A penis

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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dislike this...please.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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the real mccoy

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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