- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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