- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Black People.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Hi Jacob You cool

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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