- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

An iguana walks out of a bar

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

hi michael

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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