Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Period Blood

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Woman's rights.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

verry nice how mUCH?

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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