How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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