- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

baby loves lalma

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Nobody cares.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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