- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Blarg

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Woman's rights.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Enchilada

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's up? A direction...

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